Embarrassing Moments In Super-Villainy #6

If your only super-powers are your abilities to be very French, grow awesome moustaches and kick real fancy it's probably not a good idea to hit on a chick while her ill-tempered, time-displaced cowboy boyfriend is standing right there:

Zut Alors!

Poor Batroc. So awesome and yet so very lame.

(Today's xenophobic fisticuffs were brought to you by She-Hulk #17 by Dan Slott and Rich Burchett. Also in this issue a lingerie clad Shulkie fights an army of robotic Nick Furys spouting lines plucked at random from the eye-patched one's many, many comic-book appearences over the years. That's what you get for sleeping with Tony Stark ladies!)