Superman's solar-charged Kryptonian super powers are so awesome that he can defeat a evil Lois Lane\Wonder Woman amalgam using only his bitchin' alien facial hair.
But let's face it only Tom 'Magnum PI' Selleck can compete with that bad boy!(Today's unkempt kryptonian caterwalling comes from Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely's JLA: Earth 2. Wherein Supes gets shot in the back by the anti-kryptonite flavoured eye-beams of a giant, Brainiac-controlled monkey)
