Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Happy Holidays...

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all our loyal YouAreComic readers out there in blogland.

Normal service will resume in three festive weeks time.

Christmas cheer and peace on infinite earths to you all!

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Reservoir God...

Lookin' Back On The Track For A Little Green Bag

(Today's random movie soundtrack reference was brought to you by Kieron Gillen & Manuel Garcia's fantastic Dark Avengers: Ares #1 wherein Ares trains his men by shooting at them with a chain gun while downing a can of beer. He then imparts the wisdom that 'sometimes blowing up your commander is the only sane thing to do'. No wonder everyone wants this guy's keen tactical military mind for their team!)

Friday, 4 December 2009

Embarrassing Moments In Super-Villainy #4

So you're Death Adder.

You get yourself surgically enhanced by Roxxon. You've got some poison tipped claws, some gills, a bitchin' bionic tail among a whole host of other awesome snaky powers.

You score yourself a spot in the creme-de-la-creme of super-villain terrorist groups: The Serpent Society.

You're living the high life. You've got more money, chicks and excitement that you could ever possibly imagine. As part of the society you've got the solemn respect of the rest of the super-villain community. You've got an awesome social life hanging out with party animals like Puff Adder, Rock Python and chick magnet Bushmaster.

If you ever do think about death you imagine it's going to happen in a blaze of glory in the heat of battle. Maybe you'll go down in an epic throwdown with Captain America or maybe fighting along side your fellow Society members against a revenge crazed M.O.D.O.K.

Either way, you'll die as you lived. A powerful, dangerous but dignified man deserving of our respect and reverence...

(Today's moment of toilet humour was brought to you by the awesome Punisher #10 wherein Frank battles Death Adder and Basilisk in a public bathroom....then doesn't wash his hands! Eewwwwww!)