Doctor Doom: Always Using His Head...

You want to know why Doctor Doom is the baddest badass in all of the Marvel Universe? It's because he's always one step ahead of his opponents:

When a dude has a contingency plan for how to kick your ass after you've decapitated him - he's not someone you should mess with.

(Today's putrescent punning was brought to you by Amazing Spider-man v2 #15 by Howard Mackie and John Byrne. Elsewhere in the issue we discover the sound that the Latverian Royal Guard make when they mobilise to murder angry peasants is Woop! Woop! Woop!)