But what about that other much maligned minority of the four-colour community...
The Dolphins! The Dolphins!
Won't somebody please, think of the dolphins?
(Today's aquatic decapitation was brought to you by the good folks at L.E.G.I.O.N. '91 #33 by Alan Grant & Barry Kitson. This issue features Vril Dox, the son of Brainiac, asking for fashion advice from a chick dressed in a white leather turtle neck and spandex pants. I guess the brains part of the whole Brainiac thing skips a generation).