Being boiled in oil? Waking up in bathtub full of maggots? Death by spider-bites? Jennifer Lopez?
You fool, what you should be afraid of is an 80 foot alien dragon scooping you up and putting you in his gigantic purple pants!
I know what you're thinking - it could never happen to me!
Think again:Don't say I didn't warn you.
Beware the purple pants of Fin Fang Foom!
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