Friday, 29 May 2009

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You've heard of having rats in your cellar or bats in your belfry. Such infestations can be a real headache to deal with. Now imagine having Elder Gods in your attic! Yikes! It doesn't get much worse:
Holy Socks Indeed

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Kill Them Before They Eat The World

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