Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, Able To Jump Yadda Yadda Yadda...

Just when you thought Crisis On Infinite Earths had robbed Superman of all his classic, kooky super powers like super-ventriloquism or super-weaving or how about super-matematics (a power granted only to earth-bound Kryptonians and high school math teachers) and who could forget the much maligned super-hypnosis?

Then Peter Milligan, the maverick mind behind Doop, drops a yellow-sun empowered bomb on DC's new 52 with:
Super-Olfactory-Psychology

Damn, I bet Batman reeks of O.C.D.!

(Today's Kryptonian komedy was brought to you by Justice League Dark #1 the first of DC's new 52 to be given the YouAreComic treatment. Elsewhere in this issue the awesome powers of the Man Of Steel fail before the evil, earth shattering power of...a bunch of flying molars. Clearly Super-Flossing is not one of his powers.)
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