Tyler Stone Says...

So an angry Roman Centurion has just broken into your office and started throwing his brush-headed weight around, what do you do?

Well dudes who dress as Roman Centurions in the year 2099 have notoriously  fragile egos, fail to act as impressed as they would like, and often things can get descend quickly into tantrum-town...

Handy Hint: It's always nice to compliment angry office crashers on their lovely hats.

(Today's snappy dressing was expertly styled by Peter David and Rick Leonardi's criminally under-rated Spider-man 2099 #12 wherein Miguel O Hara gets cock-blocked by a giant laser-gun toting Roman Centurion before accidentally freeing Michael Flatley from the Negative Zone. Thanks at lot Miggy!)

D.I.R. - A Shameful Blight On The Comic Book Industry....

So Women In Refrigerators did a great job of raising awareness about the distressing widespread mistreatment of female characters in the comic-book industry.

But what about that other much maligned minority of the four-colour community...

The Dolphins! The Dolphins!

Won't somebody please, think of the dolphins?

(Today's aquatic decapitation was brought to you by the good folks at L.E.G.I.O.N. '91 #33 by Alan Grant & Barry Kitson. This issue features Vril Dox, the son of Brainiac, asking for fashion advice from a chick dressed in a white leather turtle neck and spandex pants. I guess the brains part of the whole Brainiac thing skips a generation).