Monday, 1 December 2014

Today Class We'll Be Learning About Gaint Spiky Wrecking Balls...

Throughout the history of the Marvel Universe, Professor Charles has always been depicted with great reverence and respect as the wise and caring teacher.

I call shenanigans on that!

Dude enrolls his first class of eager young mutants, hungry for the knowledge and legitimacy that attending a swanky ass school for 'gifted' youngsters can score them - and what does he do?

He devises a syllabus centered around the hitting them with the giant, metal death machine he invented:

So then a bunch of years (and a shedload of dead students) later. That same murder machine gains sentience - forms itself a well-endowed, dreadlock sporting body and goes on a rampage.

Bringing all of his years of wisdom and experience to bear, how does the wise professor solve this problem? He finds himself a giant metal  death machine and hits dudes with it:


God help us all if that guy gets tenure.

(Todays teaching assistance was brought to you courtesy of Astonishing X-Men#11 by Joss Whedon and John Cassaday. Elsewhere in this issue when not doing his best impression of 'Rubber Duck' from Convoy the Prof can be found busily playing keep-away with his enemies severed heads and playing practical jokes that involve tethering corpses to wheelchairs.)
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